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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1911)
T illamook headlight , He Obeyed Order*. ~ ~ General Dabney H. Maury In hl» “Incidents of General T. J. Jackaon" says that when the war between the ata tea broke out Jackson was the pro fessor of u> uhematlea at tbe Military College of " rfh lie wished strongly to tab? .uiutuami of a cadet corps. but tu. bends ot the luaUtn- tiot\ were Irons to have hint con tinue his Reaching. Governor Wise culled otrf the state troops and ordered that ayforps of cadets be held ready for Wnmedlate service. Jackson, then major, refiorted at once at tbe guard room mh ready for duty. General Smith an id: "Major Jackson, you will remain aa you are until further ordero.” Jackson at that moment was sitting on a camp «tool in tbe guardroom with his Halier across his knees. At reveille tbe next morning be was found In the same position. "Why. major, why are you here?” ex claimed General Stulpr. "Because last night you ordered mo to remain where I was," was the reply. Royal Jewels In Pawn. The ex-Sultau Abdul Axlz pawned all his crown jewels for a million franca at tbe Mont de Plete at Paris, and they were only just redeemed by the Moorish government In time to pre vent tbelr being sold among other un redeemed goods. Tbe sword of state, which is regard ed in Servia as a sacred relic, was also pawned by a former king, while one well known European monarch found himself In sueb straitened circum stances that tbe famous bouse of At tenborough once temporarily had pos session of all his old silver. Queen Isabella was. however, tbe most famous royalty who made no secret of tbe fuct that she raised mon ey npon tbe security of tbe portraits of her ancestors, which bung on the walls nt the palace Catile. her Pari sio u home. Tbe royal lady often de clared how deeply ehe was Indebted to her royal forbears for coming to ber rescue and helping ber out of ber finan cial predicaments.—London M. A. P. The Road to Success. Just tack this up somewhere where you can see it: Success consists tn getting out of yourself everything that’s Ln you. It does not consist In doing almost quite as much or a little more than the otlv- er fellow. What the other fellow does doesn't umount to a dent In a door knob so far as you are concerned. Tbe fact that he succeeds by laying an Atlantic cable, buHding an Eiffel tower. Inventing wireless telegraphy or cornering the world’s supply of oil doesn't make you a failure because you haven't gut enough ready money to buy an automobile. You're successful when you put to some useful purpose every ounce of energy, every grain ot gray matter, every mite of muscle that you've got. Y’ou're successful when you've developed all there is to you aud have given that to the world.— Pittsburg Gazette-Times. Stories of ths Paris Ceurta. Among humorous stories of tbe Par is Law courts it la told bow a well known lawyer, M. Alem Rousseau, was once pleading a rather tiresome raao and, noticing that tbe judges were paying no attention to blm, aald. "As i tbe president la falling asleep I sus pend my speech.” But tbe judge had > just .woke up and cried. "And 1 sus pend you from practicing for six mouths.” Nothing daunted, the law yer retorted. “Well, 1 suspend myself forever and ever," and, gathering up bis brief and cap. be left tbe court and never appeared again. A Paris barrister, M. Clery, however, was more vigorous Seeing that tbe ■ president and the aeeeesors were all asleep, be stopped, and, dealing a tre- mendota« blow on the desk in front of him that woke everybody up with a start, he cried, “Yesterday at thia same hour I was saying"— And tbe whole bench rubbed their eyes and asked each I other if they had really slept through I twenty-four hours. Tbe same counsel was pleading at i Versailles on a cold day and remarked > that the judges were all turning more and more around toward a stove that gave out a welcome beat “Tbe tribu nal behind which I have tbe honor of speaking" brought them all right about face at once. i He Had a Claim. In a certain town was a young law yer whose father was very rich and who had been sent to an eastern law school. Since his graduation be bad done nothing except open an office be cause be bad plenty of money. This young lawyer was proposed for mem bership In tbe local fire company. "We cannot elect him," one of the members protested. "Tbe constitution of our company says that tbe mem bers of it must sleep and live here In the city, and be lives out of town on a farm and not In the city at all. He would be of no value at all In case of a fire at night. He doesn't sleep here at night." “No," replied bls proposer; "It Is true be doesn't sleep bere at night, but he sleeps bere in bis office all day.” And they elected blm on that ground. —Philadelphia Saturday Evening Poet. “ ’. A Leng Credit. The motto of tbe blgblaud Lost that battled for tbe Stuart cause, which bonny Prince Charlie beaded. ap|mr- ently was that heaven belt« those who help themselves liberally. They levied toll on the henroost, stable aud. ac cording to the author of “Tbe Laud of Romance," even on tbe pockets of tbe Covenanters. At 8wartbholm a parly of these ma rauders overhauled tbe bouse of u tai lor, and when one of them was about to cut up a web of homespun that bad taken his fancy the good wife earnest ly remonstrated. “A day'U come wbea ye'll ha’ tae pay for that.” she solemnly assured blm. Scissors In hsnd. Donald paused. "An* when will she pe bating to do that?" be asked. "At tbe last day." said she. ' "An' that will pe a fery goot long credit," the robber coolly returned. "Sbe wass going to pe only taking a coat, but now she will pe taking a waistcoat as well." DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES STEEL STOVES & RANCES. We carry a Large Stock of Espsnsive Fiction. "Is that picture really a work of - A Tip For John. trtr “I di.n't know." replied Mr. Cutnrvk. ' Mr. CritnaonLeak —Here's an Item ' but the «torr tbe dealer told me whl- h says the swaa outlives any oth ab-mt it surely »««.” — Washington er l-.rd. In extreme canee wa' h'ng 8*M) years Mrs Crimeoul-eak—And. re Mar. member. John, tbe swans Uva oh wa fer. "Thrifty, la abe’" "Thrifty! 1 won't go Into a long An Old English Inn. dl» ourse ! merely teil you tbat abe Tbe Seven fears la as las or pab- beaks money in December.”—Waab- Uc bouse to Manchester. England, tagton Herald which has held a Urenee een«n»eady son o 1370 It served as the meeting His Dilemma. place for tbe Gay Fowkes band of "For »>» I’ll fix yoor teeth so yc I tea ctosw without dlBceity ” “If I was to give roe I coal* t As obstinate man does not Mid (•< anything to chew ea*-Ufe eptatoua. Umy held Mto-Bottar . Tinware, Glass Hardware, 2» and China, Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors. Window Sashes, A Mountain In ths Sky. Somewhere many miles away from this earth an enormous mountain twenty miles high Is flying through space. Tbe mountain Is known astro nomically as the planet Eros. Tbe or dinary man has long taken It for granted that all tbe planets are more or lees round in shape. Tbe small planet Eros, however, is an exception to this rule. According to the latest astronomical information. It is a mere mountain In space, “without form and void," and as It turns upon it» axis first one corner and then another la presented U> view. These small worlds (few are over ten or twenty miles across) are not large enough to have sufficient gravity to draw tbelr struc ture into symmetry and remain as when launched Into space—mammoth meteorites. A tantalizing fact for as- tronomery Is that Eros passed very close to us about Jan. 24. 18D+—before the planet was recognized—and that quite so near an approach Is not due again till 1975. Forgot the Proverb. "You may not get any more business from me I've I •cur ht a law book " “I won't worry.” responded tbe law yer "In tbat case I shall probably get more business than ever.”—Woab lngton Herald 13, ion HEADQUARTERS FOR Agents for the Great Western Saw. ALEX McNAIR CO The Most Maks Children Happy. The first duty toward children to to make them happy. If you have nor made them luippy you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make ap for that —Cbarlea But tun ■ Tillamook Lumber Manufacturing Compy. His Reward. And ths Grounds Lady CastoMr—Do you keep coffe, to tbe bean? Naw Clerk-L’pwta 1rs madam This to tbe ground door.— i Priar^n Tiger t FIR, SPRUCE and H emlock LUMBER KILN DRY FLOORING, CEILING, RUSTIC AND FINISHED LUMBER. ALL KINDS OF MOULDINGS, We Make the Best CHEESE BOXES for Tillamook County’s Most Famous Cheese. The Best Equipped Saw Mill in the County. New Machinery, Experienced Workmen and First Class Lumber of the EJest Quality. LET US FIGURE ON YOL'K LUMBER BILL. Sold by Chas. I. Clough. Foley’s Orino Laxative The Best Hotel. THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. ALtUBR, Proprietor. Headquarters for Travelling Men. For Stomach Trouble, Sluggish Liver and Habitual Constipation. Special Attention paid to Tourists. A Hirst Class Table. It cures by aiding all of the digestive organs—gently etimu« lates the liver andre^uLtc; the bowels—the only way that chronic constipation can bo cured. Especially recommended for women and children. Clears blotched complexions. Pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation. » Tillamook Iron Works » General Machinists ¿c Blacksmiths. 4 4 4 4 4 j L Lawwr Brown - Ao 1 called tbe Jud,-v «liar. Lawyer Jones-And then what did you do1 Lawyer Brvwu- Thlrty days.—Toledo Blade Whxh Was Far Woeee. Wllttomaow-Doee your wife always hate tbe last word? Headerson - Well, if she doesa't. old fettew sbe looks tt - Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. rrr "The Mine’s Blown Up.” I was sitting on the edge of my bed. loosening tbe heel of one of my rubber boots with tbe toe of the other, when The Simple Maid. 'Twas in a simple country town, aud suddenly through tbe stillness of tbe the maid of all work was simple and sleeping town, from the power house innocent In sympathy. When sbe re half a mile away, came a low and ris turned from shopping half a sovereign ing note, the great siren whistle in tbe short in her change Mrs. Mango- power .bouse. Almost fascinated. J Chutney was naturally incensed. listened as tbe great note rose higher "Go back to each shop, you careless und more shrill and died away again girl,'’ she told tbe weeping maid, “and One blast meant a fire In the town, two tell them you are half a sovereign blasts fire In the buildings at the mine short in your money aud they must and three blasts, tbe most terrible of give Lt you." all. a disaster or trouble In tbe mine Susan went and was back again in Once more, after an Interminable half an hour. Entering ber mistress' pause, the sound came again and once sanctum, sbe laid five half sovereigns more rose and died away. 1 did not on tbe table before ber. Faithful as move, but there was a sudden cold always, she bad carried out Mrs. ness that came over me as once more, Mango-Cbutney’s Instructions to the for the third time, the deep note broke letter, and each shopkeeper, fearful of out on tbe quiet air. Almost instate doing wrong and hurting a fellow crea tuneously the loud jingle of my tele ture. had thrust the missing coin upon phone brought me to my feet. 1 took the bewildered girl.—London Answers down tbe receiver. "Tbe mine's blown up," said a woman's voice.—Atlantic. A Hard Haarted Psopls. Ths Offending Black Bottle. Filial piety finds no plane In Tibetan ( A church member in a lonely district character. It is no uncommon tiling 8aying No. for a son to turn bls father, when too of Saskatchewan absented himself The author of "Pot McCarty." a book old for work, out of doors and to leave from services for..some months. On of verse with a setting of prose, shows blm to perish in the cold. Tbe suifersti- being approached bn tbe subject be bow naturally some of tbe Irishmen of tlon that the souls of tbe dead can. said he was sorry.'but it was impossi Antrim dilute tbe wine of narrative He was with tbe water of verbiage. In tbe ex If they will, bsunt tbe living drives ble to attend any more. tbelr hardened natures to gain by tbe pressed to give reasons and at length cerpt below—"The Way We Tell a exercise of cruelty the promise of the said it was owing to the bad conduct Story"—tbe diluent is used with a par dying that they will not return to of tbe superintending clergyman and ticularly free band: earth. As death approaches tbe tlylng catechist. Says I to him. I says, says I. He and others bad witnessed them Bays I to him. I says. person is asked. "Will you come back Ths thing, says I. I says to him. or will you not?" If he replies that drinking when driving round on tbelr Is just, says I. this ways. he will they pull a leather bag over visits. Thky had (tassed a black bot I hev. says I. a gre't respeck tle from blind to hand. It was Irnpos bls head and smother blm. If be says For you and for your breed. And onythlng I cud. I says,' lie will not be is allowed to die in sible to attend the ministry of such I’d do. 1 wud Indeed. men. inquiries proved that the of peace. I don't know any man. 1 says, tending "bottle” was a pair of field I’d do It for, says I. glasses with which the drivers sur As fast. I says, as for yourse!'. A Lightning Change Artist. veged tbe surrounding country and That's tailin' ye no He Tbe rapidity with which chameleons 1 There's naught, says I, I wudn't do change tbelr color Is marvelous. You - tried to locate the various churches To plase you» feytheF* son. gather one from au outdoor sb rub and shacks and trails —Sunday at Hom* But thia. I says, ye see. says 1. I says. It can't be tt>ne. it immediately becomes dark, almost ! Not Always. black. hl«slug and with Its mouth wide I "Whenever I hear the suffrage eem The Spectacled Bear. open, threatening to bite. Meanwhile The spectacled bear of Ecuador Is It Is never still, but continues to crawl bated.” said an English lord, “on tbe upward whenever- possible—up you. up score of woman's protected, sheltered, so called because of .g patch of white your sleeve, always upward. By de petted life I think of a poor woman I around each eye. Which makes the animal loolr as thong* be was fleering grees tbe angry biack changes Into once questioned in England. “This poor creature had bgen beaten through a pair of Wreat spectacles. whatever color Is nearest If one's la size and gekFral color tbe spec dress Is of a browulsb color so Is tbe by ber busband In a drunken fury Tbe man bad been drunk, it appears, tacled bear looks not unlike tbe Amerl chameleon's. for ten days running. can black -bear. But Ita hair Is very “ 'My good friend,' I said to ber. shaggy At each side of tbe bead is a The Reel Thing. ‘does your busband always drink like white bar. which gives the animal tbe "This." aald tbe young benedict wbo appearanewof wearing a baiter Bnt was Just realising that be bad caught that?" ” ’No. my lord.' sbe answered 'Some the most distinctive feature to tia- ' a tartar, "is w>bat 1 cell real married times I gets bout o’ work.' ” wbiw around tbe^eyes. life." "I'm glad you're satisfied with some A Witty Retort. Attachment. thing.” «-he «sapfied Au EntQsbman in Dtobllu was asked Tbe'ocboolteacber was trying to 11 “Ob. I’m not! 1 merely meant to In by an Irish cab driver if be wished to lusttute tbe difference between plants I form you that It is not Ideal Phlla ride through tbe dty. sud Àpi mah» delpbia ledger "Na." replied tbe Englishman: “I am "Plants.” sbe explained, “are not bus , cetdllAe of attachment to man as ani aWt to walk." HSs Good Adían. A I'.ttto ttinadbin boy went to bed j "Ab. well." remarked tbe Jehu, "may ma la-are." yer honor lung be able, but seldom "How about burs, teacher?” piped a I and then suddenly rveoUeck-d that he 1 willing'" amali buy wbo bod passed tb * sum hadn't done o:w good action tbat day. ' etr in tbo country.—Chicago News Hh i-ons Icti.e was gnawing at blm. Ue heard a little squeal In tbe corner of his room, aud be got up and re- I -need a mouse that b.td beeu caught In tbe trap. Then be gave it to tbe ■ at. apr I u Buller Work. logger'* Work and Heavy Forging. Fine Machine Work a Specialty. TILLAMOOK, TOWERS FISH BRAND WATERPROOF OILED OREGON. will give yon full value for every dcllar spent and keep you dry In the wettest weather. John B. Langley TEAMING AND HAULING GRA EL SCREENED OR UNSCREENED. WOOD PAGE’S J. • ORE. During tba past SA year« no ram. edy has proven moro prompt or more effectual In Ito cures of CLAUSSEN, LAWYER, Coughs Colds and Crouo then Cbamher.aie'eCu tab Itomedr. In many bo n". It 1« ra'lod upuo aa Im. plloUly aa the family piiyalc.an I. r uh. talnano opium or o her naiootlc, and u>a« be elven M confl Jintly to • baby eetoan adult. friaoUSc. large aiaafiOe eij Tillamook Blcck, T illamook - SALB. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy HOUSE, glrtiteclter Jtbvohrd. .few FOR itoli Telephone. I!W7 GRADUATE NURSE. TILLAMOOK, SUITS »322 SLICKERS POMMEL SU •312 I RS. ALICIA PHELPS 1 MRS. CLOTHING Sold by Chas. I. Clough O bkgon . I